Here’s an idea: How about we leave delivery people alone?

All jobs suck, but being a delivery person is an especially unforgiving role. You go from house to house handing off packages to people who will, 9 times out of 10, accuse you of being late or messing with their stuff.

Then, after all that heavy lifting is done, your car ride back might not even be air conditioned, meaning your car can reach temperatures of 120 to 130 degrees. And this isn’t even mentioning all of the Orwellian monitoring systems that the drivers of today have to deal with.

Given the general crappiness of the job, it’s understandable why someone working in this position may feel the need to let themselves go a bit. Sometimes, this happens on a customer’s porch — and sometimes, they catch it on their Ring camera.

In the video, a postman can be seen simply trying to do his job. After he drops a delivery into the resident’s mailbox, he unleashes one of the juiciest farts recorded in recent history. It’s a masterclass in flatulence — long, wet, and let loose without any care or pause in his stride.

Sure, this is really a top-tier fart. Still, you can’t help but feel bad for the guy now that his turd whistles are making the rounds around the internet. Imagine if you were in the same position — you let one rip in the office kitchen, someone shares the security camera footage, and suddenly George Stephanopoulos is calling you the “Fart Man” on Good Morning America. Is this the kind of country we really want to live in?

Anyway, if this man is looking for a way to monetize his brownie bakers, I’ve got an idea.